Ringo is a Cock

Hey Everyone, Ringo Starr’s Sorry For Being An Idiot

admin — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:33:07 +0000

Hey Everyone, Ringo Starr’s Sorry For Being An Idiot | Hecklerspray

Heh - I think somebody needs a t-shirt

Ringo Starr Clarifies Autograph Ban

admin — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:28:48 +0000

Ringo Starr Clarifies Autograph Ban - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog

Hmm - yeah… my arse.

How is it a waste of paper if these people want the paper back?

Cock.

An open letter to Ringo Starr from a disgruntled fan

admin — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:24:46 +0000

An open letter to Ringo Starr from a disgruntled fan — chicagotribune.com

Your Starr won’t sign again

admin — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:15:25 +0000

Carrie Quinlan: Why is the Beatles’ Ringo Starr going to stop signing autographs? | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk

Nice new home page Ringo

admin — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:55:35 +0000

Nice to see the big new flash homepage on your site - I guess you’ve been getting a lot of traffic over the last few days(!)

What’s this? “Ringo wants YOU, his loyal fans, to submit photos taken from his 2008 All-Star tour.
Ringo will hand pick his favorite photo to be featured on his official website”

Sorry? what? are these the same loyal fans who aren’t going to get an autograph off you because you want to reduce your carbon footrpint?

Our message remains the same - send the photos of the crap you intend to get Ringo to sign and we’ll happily post them up here.

As for a photo submission - well, we’ll see what we can find…

Manifesto

John — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:50:43 +0000

OK - so, you’re as annoyed with Ringo as we are.

What’re you going to do about it?

Well, the first thing you should do is sign our petition at http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/ringostarr/. Then tell all your friends to do the same.

Ringo himself has stated that anything received after October 20th will not be signed - so you’ve got 4 days to send some shit to Ringo and possibly get it signed! - We’d like very much for you to take a photo of what you’re sending him. We’ll put the pictures up here.

Where to send it? try here.

We’re definitely going to send one of our t-shirts if we can get them printed in time - we love the idea of a Ringoisacock.com t-shirt signed by the man himself…

Don’t believe Ringo is a cock? make your voice heard! - Vote in our poll - Paul is coding away like a good’un and it should be up sometime this evening.Technorati Tags: Ringo, Starr, petition

Why is Ringo a cock?

admin — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:00:32 +0000

Do we really need to tell you?

First, let me make it clear - we’re not here to undermine his work with the Beatles… As a kid, Ringo was actually my favourite Beatle. I loved his laugh in the Beatles cartoon…

However, recently he’s really been rubbing us up the wrong way. First there was his at best half-hearted support of his home city during the Liverpool Capital of Culture opening celebrations…

We would have let this go Ringo, really we would. Many in Liverpool have privately maintained that you’re a cock for years - but you’re pretty low on the radar; a B-to-C-lister who was important once, but then you come out with this…

Ringo today announced that he is too busy to sign autographs - from the fans who gave him his $millions…

Jesus! - who do you think you are? Peace and love my arse.